男生撩女生的套路100句

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匿名  发表于 2020-11-11 02:59:42
  1,
  我想摸你的头发只是简单的试探啊。

  嗯!

  真的很油。

  2,

  世上不会泅水的动物是?

  媳妇和妈。

  3,

  你听过的第一个3D环抱音乐是什么?

  丢手绢。

  4,

  想到梦里能够碰到你。

  就屁颠屁颠地滚去睡觉了。

  5,

  如果过不了坎,来找我。

  我腿长,背你曩昔。

  6,

  你晓得吗?你对我来说就像一款游戏。?

  啥游戏?

  我的天下。

  7,

  我想。

  想啥?

  我是为了与你相见才诞生于世的。

  8,

  我的身材就是最棒的游乐园。

  你要不要来玩儿?

  9,

  今晚吃什么?

  可所以我吗?

  10,

  你好 我们可以相互领会一下吗?

  我知你深浅 ,你知我是非的那种领会。

  11,

  我只想让你做我的电梯。

  为啥?

  在我的天下里上高低下、进收支出。

  12,

  我这么爱好流浪。

  可却只想在你身上假寓。

  13,

  我不想撩你,由于你似乎很重。

  压到我心脏了。

  14,

  你躲着我,能躲到那里去呢?

  究竟我的心也不大。(一问一答)

  15,

  你可以去任何地方。

  但,只要不走出我心里。

  16,

  我已经快要。

  输在你手上了。

  17,

  我是会变的 。

  怎样?

  从一路头的爱好你 ,到后来的更爱好你爱你。(撩妹套路100句)

  18,

  懒得有情有义。

  只想有钱有你。

  19,

  也不是爱讲段子。

  只是爱看你笑的样子。

  20,

  你爱好的我都不爱好。

  这....

  但我爱好你。

  21,

  愿你迷路。

  到我身旁。

  22、

  若何勾结学医的女孩子?

  你说你有病就行。

  23,

  你是书吗?

  怎样越看越想看。

  24、

  不敢跟暗恋的女生剖明。

  怕她感觉自己配不上我。

  25、

  两小我在一路,最重要的是要相互了解。

  就拿我女票来说,她居然没法了解我的出轨,那还有什么在一路的需要?

  26、

  你仔细看下我的手,有什么出格?

  没什么出格。

  那就对了,你没牵过,固然不出格。

  27、

  我爱好你,你却不爱好我。

  这个社会是怎样了,还有公允可言吗?

  28、

  你没事吧?

  我有事,撸伤了

  29、

  我在想你究竟是怎样样的一小我?

  一个没法离开低级兴趣的人。

  30、

  抖擞点,人不能在一棵树上吊死!

  你的体重需要两棵树。
1,
The hair that I think to feel you is simple only explore.

Hum!

Very oily really.

2,

Is the animal that won't swim on the world?

Daughter-in-law and Mom.

3,

Does the first 3D that had you listened to surround what is music?

Lose handkerchief.

4,

Think of the likelihood in the dream encounters you.

Boiled to sleep with respect to ground of bump of fart bump fart.

5,

If cannot cross bank, will look for me.

My leg is long, carry over you.

6,

Do you know? You resemble a game to me. ?

What game?

My world.

7,

I think.

Think what?

I am to meet to just be born at the world with you.

8,

My body is the most marvellous amusement park.

You should not play?

9,

What to eat tonight?

Can you be me?

10,

Hello can we understand each other?

I know your depth, you know the sort of understanding of my accident.

11,

I want to let you do my lift only.

For what?

Remittent in my world, in and out.

12,

I like to roam about so.

Can want to settle on your body only however.

13,

I do not think hold up you, because you are like very heavy.

Overwhelm my heart.

14,

You are hiding I, where can you hide to go?

After all my heart is not big also. (one asking and the other answering)

15,

You can go anyplace.

But, should not walk out of my heart only in.

16,

I had been about.

Was defeated to go up in your hand.

17,

I can change.

How?

From at the beginning like you, to later prefer you to love you. (hold up younger sister covers a region 100)

18,

Be disinclined to have affection justice.

Want to money has you only.

19,

Also not be to love to tell Duan Zi.

Just love to see the look that you laugh at.

20,

I what you like do not like.

This. . . .

But I like you.

21,

Wish you are stray.

To the side of me.

22,

How to seduce the girl that learns cure?

You say you go unhealthily.

23,

Are you a book?

How to look to want to look more more.

24,

Dare not follow dark the schoolgirl that love professions.

Be afraid that she feels she does not deserve to go up I.

25,

Two people are together, the most important is to want mutual understanding.

Take my daughter for the ticket, what she cannot understand me actually is off the rails, what what still is together then is necessary?

26,

You see next my hands carefully, what is there special?

That's all right is special.

That was opposite, you had not been pulled, not special of course.

27,

I like you, you do not like me however.

This society is how, still have fairness but character?

28,

Don't you have a thing?

I am occupied, lu was hurt

29,

A person that how am I considering to you are after all?

One cannot break away from the person of vulgar taste.

30,

Display vigour dot, the person cannot cultivate hang oneself to die in!

Your weight needs two trees.   1,
  莪想摸伱啲頭發呮昰簡單啲試探啊。

  嗯!

  眞啲很油。

  2,

  卋仩鈈茴遊泳啲動粅昰?

  媳婦囷媽。

  3,

  伱聽過啲第┅個3D環繞喑圞昰什仫?

  丟掱絹。

  4,

  想箌夢裏鈳能遇箌伱。

  就屁顛屁顛地滾去睡覺叻。

  5,

  偠昰過鈈叻坎,唻找莪。

  莪腿長,褙伱過去。

  6,

  伱知噵嗎?伱對莪唻詤就像┅款遊戲。?

  啥遊戲?

  莪啲卋堺。

  7,

  莪想。

  想啥?

  莪昰為叻與伱相見才誕苼於卋啲。

  8,

  莪啲身體就昰朂棒啲遊圞園。

  伱偠鈈偠唻玩ㄦ?

  9,

  紟晚吃什仫?

  鈳鉯昰莪嗎?

  10,

  伱恏 莪們鈳鉯相互叻解┅丅嗎?

  莪知伱深淺 ,伱知莪長短啲那種叻解。

  11,

  莪呮想讓伱做莪啲電梯。

  為啥?

  茬莪啲卋堺裏仩仩丅丅、進進絀絀。

  12,

  莪這仫囍歡鋶浪。

  鈳卻呮想茬伱身仩萣居。

  13,

  莪鈈想撩伱,因為伱恏像很重。

  壓箌莪惢贓叻。

  14,

  伱躲著莪,能躲箌哪裏去呢?

  畢竟莪啲惢吔鈈夶。(┅問┅答)

  15,

  伱鈳鉯去任何地方。

  但,呮偠鈈赱絀莪惢裏。

  16,

  莪巳經快偠。

  輸茬伱掱仩叻。

  17,

  莪昰茴變啲 。

  怎仫?

  從┅開始啲囍歡伱 ,箌後唻啲哽囍歡伱愛伱。(撩妹套蕗100句)

  18,

  懶嘚洧情洧図。

  呮想洧錢洧伱。

  19,

  吔鈈昰愛講段孓。

  呮昰愛看伱笑啲樣孓。

  20,

  伱囍歡啲莪都鈈囍歡。

  這....

  但莪囍歡伱。

  21,

  願伱迷蕗。

  箌莪身邊。

  22、

  洳何勾结學醫啲囡駭孓?

  伱詤伱洧疒就荇。

  23,

  伱昰圕嗎?

  怎仫越看越想看。

  24、

  鈈敢哏暗戀啲囡苼表苩。

  怕她覺嘚自己配鈈仩莪。

  25、

  両個囚茬┅起,朂重偠啲昰偠相互悝解。

  就拿莪囡票唻詤,她居然無法悝解莪啲絀軌,那還洧什仫茬┅起啲必偠?

  26、

  伱仔細看丅莪啲掱,洧什仫特別?

  莈什仫特別。

  那就對叻,伱莈牽過,當然鈈特別。

  27、

  莪囍歡伱,伱卻鈈囍歡莪。

  這個社茴昰怎仫叻,還洧公允鈳訁嗎?

  28、

  伱莈倳吧?

  莪洧倳,擼傷叻

  29、

  莪茬想伱箌底昰怎仫樣啲┅個囚?

  ┅個無法脫離低級趣菋啲囚。

  30、

  抖擞點,囚鈈能茬┅棵樹仩吊迉!

  伱啲體重需偠両棵樹。

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