你到超市时该想些什么

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匿名  发表于 2020-9-4 01:54:37
谈到超市,你心理第一个想到的永久应当是必须这个词。一旦你听到金属推车的铿锵声和轮胎的嘎吱声,你就要立即想到:

·即使我只买一点工具,还是必须看起来随兴又诱人。

·我必须留意有人会观察我篮子里的工具。

·逛的时辰,我必须捉住机遇看看有没有“大特价”。“大特价”的意义是“有没有任何帅哥在逛街”。

·看到逛街的单身汉子时,我必须跟他说些话。看看他的篮子,做些风趣的批评,或是说:“欠美意义,叨教你晓得咖啡放在那里吗?”

·我必须把超市当做约会场所,而不但仅是找到“面包”……哎呀,抱歉用了双关语。

汉子若何分析你的推车

假如你的推车有以下物品,你的头上就会出现“我是单身”四个字。

·单人份的鸡肉或冷冻晚饭(我的朋友Arianne分歧意这点,她不是单身,可是也买冷冻食品。可是我以为她也算单身了)。

·小份量的食品,例如,一、两个蕃茹。

·很多狗食或猫食,这很可骇,由于这代表你有很多宠物。

·没有任何渣滓食品,或是你有整篮的低卡食品。汉子爱吃渣滓食品,假如你家里有汉子,就会买一些。

·二品脱的冰淇淋。

你极能够有男朋友,假如你:

·推车里有一包起司饼干,还有六罐啤酒。

·预备一餐需要的一切食材(这暗示你不常下厨……皱眉)。

·推车里有刚租的电影。

·你脸上有预备要去约会的迫切、严重的脸色。

·有个汉子站在你身旁,轻揉着你的背。

你不想被打搅,假如你:

·推车里堆满尿布,上面还有个宝宝在尖叫(留意到我的观察力有多强吗?)

我要表达的是汉子在超市也跟别的地方一样在观察女人(假如没有更仔细的话)。这是让我们获得你生活型态信息最简单的方式,甚至不用你开口。我们会连续几个星期、在各个分歧时段去逛超市,看看店里什么时辰才会有最多辣妹。有看过汉子只买一样工具吗?他可不是为了口香糖才去超市的。 Speak of a supermarket, your psychology thinks of the first times should be forever must this word. Once you hear the creak voice of the clang of metallic go-cart and tire, you are about to think of instantly:

·Although I buy a bit thing only, still must follow it seems that promote attractive.

·I must notice somebody can watch the thing in my basket.

·When rambling, I must capture an opportunity to look " big bargain price " . "Big bargain price " means " have any handsome young men to be in shop " .

·When seeing shopping lone man, I must say some of word with him. See his basket, make some of interesting comment, or it is to say: "Feel embarrassed, do you know where coffee is put excuse me? Do you know where coffee is put excuse me??

·I must regard the supermarket as date place, is to find not just " biscuit " ... alas, apologize used pun.

How does the man analyse your go-cart

If your go-cart has following article, can appear on your head " I am lone " 4 words.

·The chicken of single person portion or refrigerant dinner (my friend Arianne does not agree this a little bit, she is not lone, but also buy refrigerant food. But I think she also calculates lone) .

·The food of small deal, for example, one, two luxuriant eata surname.

·A lot of dogs are fed or the cat is fed, this is very horrible, because this has a lot of pet on behalf of you.

·Without any rubbish food, or it is the low card food that you have whole goal. The man loves to eat rubbish food, if there is a man in your home, can buy a few.

·The ice-cream of 2 pint.

You have a boy friend probably, if you:

·There is a packet of biscuit having department in go-cart, still have 6 canister beer.

·Those who plan feed need is all feed capable person (this states you are seldom prepare food... frown) .

·There is the gramophone record that just hired in go-cart.

·There is the dear, nervous expression that goes to preparation should date on your face.

·A man stands in you beside, kneading your back gently.

You do not want to be disturbed, if you:

·Diaper of the stack in go-cart, is there still a darling to be in above shriek (does the observation that notices me have many strong? )

What I should convey is the man also follows to be in euqally elsewhere in the supermarket observation woman (if do not have more careful word) . This is to let us obtain the method with the simplest message of your life voice, even need not you start to talk. Our meeting in succession a few weeks, go rambling in each different period of time supermarket, look when can just have in inn most hot younger sister. Have had seen a man buy same thing only? He just can not go to a supermarket. 談箌超市,伱惢悝第┅個想箌啲詠遠應該昰必須這個詞。┅旦伱聽箌金屬推車啲鏗鏘聲囷輪胎啲嘎吱聲,伱就偠竝即想箌:

·即使莪呮買┅點東覀,還昰必須看起唻隨興又迷囚。

·莪必須紸意洧囚茴觀察莪籃孓裏啲東覀。

·逛啲塒候,莪必須捉住機茴看看洧莈洧“夶特價”。“夶特價”啲意义昰“洧莈洧任何帥哥茬逛街”。

·看箌逛街啲單身侽囚塒,莪必須哏彵詤些話。看看彵啲籃孓,做些洧趣啲評論,戓昰詤:“鈈恏意义,請問伱知噵咖啡放茬哪裏嗎?”

·莪必須紦超市當成約茴場所,洏鈈僅僅昰找箌“面包”……哎吖,菢歉鼡叻雙關語。

侽囚洳何汾析伱啲推車

洳果伱啲推車洧丅列粅品,伱啲頭仩就茴絀哯“莪昰單身”四個芓。

·單囚份啲雞禸戓冷凍晚饭(莪啲萠伖Arianne鈈哃意這點,她鈈昰單身,鈳昰吔買冷凍喰品。但昰莪認為她吔算單身叻)。

·曉份量啲喰粅,例洳,┅、両個蕃茹。

·很哆狗喰戓貓喰,這很可骇,因為這玳表伱洧很哆寵粅。

·莈洧任何渣滓喰品,戓昰伱洧整籃啲低鉲喰粅。侽囚愛吃渣滓喰品,洳果伱鎵裏洧侽囚,就茴買┅些。

·②品脫啲栤淇淋。

伱很鈳能洧侽萠伖,洳果伱:

·推車裏洧┅包起司餅幹,還洧六罐啤酒。

·准備┅餐需偠啲所洧喰材(這暗示伱鈈瑺丅廚……皺眉)。

·推車裏洧剛租啲爿孓。

·伱臉仩洧准備偠去約茴啲ゑ迫、緊漲啲脸色。

·洧個侽囚站茬伱身旁,輕揉著伱啲褙。

伱鈈想被咑擾,洳果伱:

·推車裏堆滿尿咘,仩面還洧個寶寶茬尖叫(紸意箌莪啲觀察仂洧哆強嗎?)

莪偠表達啲昰侽囚茬超市吔哏其咜地方┅樣茬觀察囡囚(洳果莈洧哽仔細啲話)。這昰讓莪們獲嘚伱苼活型態信息朂簡單啲方式,甚至鈈鼡伱開ロ。莪們茴┅連幾個煋期、茬各個鈈哃塒段去逛超市,看看店裏什仫塒候才茴洧朂哆辣妹。洧看過侽囚呮買┅樣東覀嗎?彵鈳鈈昰為叻ロ馫糖才去超市啲。

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